HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

Scenario 1
  
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
  
That's MUMBAI
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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting.
Both of them take time out and call their friends
on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.


You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and
tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.

 
That's DELHI
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Scenario 4
 
Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
  
That's AHMEDABAD
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Scenario 5  
 
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop
the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in
the program.   (Errr.. this is rubbish!)

That's BANGALORE
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Scenario 6
 
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch..
A guy comes along and quietly says that
"AMMA" doesn't like all this
nonsense.
Peace settles in...
 
That's CHENNAI
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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then
a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

 
You are in KOLKATA
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Scenario 8 

Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place,
go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting".


That's KERALA !
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and the best one is ....  
 Scenario 9

Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes along with a carton of
 beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other
and all go home as friends.
  
You are in GOA  !!!