Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the easiest patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Singapore, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered'
The second, from Bangkok, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded..'
The third surgeon, from Bejing says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Jarkarta , chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from KL , shut them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong. Politicians from Malaysia UMNO are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable.'
The first surgeon, from Singapore, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered'
The second, from Bangkok, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded..'
The third surgeon, from Bejing says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Jarkarta , chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from KL , shut them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong. Politicians from Malaysia UMNO are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable.'
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